Riley Cooper.

A chance to play professional baseball with the Philadelphia Phillies. Yes, Cooper was drafted by the Phillies in the 15th round of the 2006 MLB draft. He actually could have been the Phillies' first pick (13th overall) but decided to attend college, where he played with Tim Tebow at Florida.


Jon Dorenbos

Dorenbos deserves an opportunity to perform his magic acts at Las Vegas. Again. Yes, again. After a terrible tragedy in 1993 in which his father killed his mother, Dorenbos turned to magic and eventually became a pretty famous entertainer. He has performed at Las Vegas and Hollywood and has earned as much as $1000 per hour as an entertainer. Maybe he could incorporate his role as the team's long snapper into his magic acts.


Jerome Harrison.

The ball. He's averaged over seven yards per carry this season, including a sensational 50-yard touchdown run, yet he's only carried 19 times all season. This man does have a 286-yard game on his resume. Let's see what he can do with three or four carries per game instead of making him into the next Correll Buckhalter.


Todd Herremans.

Acting lessons. The Eagles' 300+-pound offensive lineman wants to be a professional actor one day. Let's see if any directors need an enormous security guard and we'll give Herremans a call.


Ellis Hobbs.

The Eagles' cornerback and return man grew up wanting to be an animator for Walt Disney. He says drawing has always been in his family.


DeSean Jackson.

A stage. Because Jackson always needs to be the center of attention. Always. He's pretty good at entertaining people too, so let's see what he can do. Maybe he could perform after Dorenbos. Or we could get him a new contract.


Kevin Kolb.

A bunch of dogs, a 12-inch knife, and a trip down South. Kolb is an avid hunter who enjoys hunting for hogs with his 12-inch Bowie knife. Maybe Jamaal Jackson's pitbull Jack would like to go.


Mike Patterson

A 1970 Chevy Chevelle. Patterson loves cars and would love to start his own car collection.


Andy Reid.

A Super Bowl ring. Well what do you expect me to say? Or cheeseburgers. Andy Reid is obsessed with cheeseburgers.


Michael Vick.

The man just wants a puppy. Let's give him another opportunity to own man's best friend.